I spent the entire Oberyn and Gregor duel being like “where is the music?????” and then when it finally happened it was too little, too late.
There should have been fucking crescendos swarming over that scene. The camera should have been right in everyone’s faces, we should have felt Gregor’s frustration become rage, and most importantly, we should have been right there with Oberyn as he stabbed his way to revenge.
But instead we hovered around some fancy spear twirling, Lannister smirks, and skittering teeth. Whatever.
I feel like they’re not even trying anymore. Cinema is just bland camera angles with all the work in the choreography to them, paying no heed to serving the characters’ motivations before their footwork.
Anyway really, whatever. I choose not to care in order to survive further disappointment.
What in God’s name possessed me to go into the Shae tag.
I will now proceed to roll my eyes so emphatically it will be audible.
Does anyone know the most effective way to get in touch with D&D, or as close to them as possible? They don’t have twitter, the cowards. I’m going to write a fuck-tonne of angry letters.
Actually no but for real if we don’t get an apology out of D&D … I guess I’ll continue doing exactly what I do already, which is complain about them every opportunity I get to anyone who’ll listen.
Hey guys remember years back when we first started watching Game of Thrones because it was so popular and we hadn’t read the books and we watched the first episode and we were like
IS HE FUCKING HIS SISTER HOLY SHIT HE IS FUCKING HIS SISTER
and now we’re like aw Jaime and Cersei don’t fight go make messy love in the sept and just be happy ok because incest is like the least shocking thing about this story